Patrick Hooligans Will Get His Own Movie on September 7!

By: Andrew Bermudez
(Mustache Maniacs Film Co. Headquarters; July 4, 2018)
     In the spirit of our Saharan Summer, we've just announced our own tale in the desert, and it's all about one of our most popular characters!

"Patrick: The Movie" to be Released September 7!
     As part of's Movie Magic contest, we're finally going to tell a tale that we've waited years to tell, and we're sure you're all going to love it!
     If you don't remember Patrick's introduction in Johnny Thunder and the Secret of Marco Polo, he unknowingly takes Lord Sinister's frustration as a straight question and utters this line of dialogue:
"Remember? You rescued us from that Egyptian tomb that we locked ourselves in a few days before. You rescued us while we finished eating our partner."
Well, we are now ready to tell that tale of how Patrick entered Lord Sinister's gang in the one, the only, the spin-off everyone asked for:
 If you are unsure of the specifics of this film, here is the official description for the film:
After the events of the short story Johnny Thunder and the Winter Vessel, this band of nefarious villains is locked away in a jail in Nova Scotia! While they think of a way out, Patrick and Billy reminisce about their first adventure together, including how they met Nevada Smith! They're off to Egypt to find a mythical tomb, but before you can say "Walk Like and Egyptian," a rock slide traps them inside! How did they get out of this one? Will it help them escape from jail?
If you haven't read it yet, the short story mentioned in the description is featured in the book Crazy Compendium. Read it by clicking on this sentence. The film will be released on September 7, per contest rules and regulations.

New Poster for "Poster Madness!"
     If that's not enough, we also have a new poster, this time for Seth Masterson vs. Shark Hoops! Here it is!
It's a simple poster that gets the point across, but the highlight is the title treatment, which turns a pair of hoops into the two O's of the word hoops! It even features a shark jumping through them!

Lead Out
     That's it for today, but there is a lot to look forward to! If you haven't yet, be sure to enter our own contest Tales of the Desert! Click here for full rules!


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