The Committee has Spoken… Dracula Stays!

By: Andrew Bermudez
(Lego Studios; October 31, 2008)
     Over two months ago, the location manager, runner, and blood-sucking lawyer for Johnny Thunder and the Secret of Marco Polo, Dracula, was in danger of having his contract terminated. However, the Lego Studios board of directors has decided to keep Dracula.
     “It was a move we had to make,” said Earl Johnston, head of the board of directors. “Even though he did kill two people on the set, you have to remember, it was only two people. Besides, if we fired Dracula, we probably couldn’t find another location manager, runner, and blood-sucking lawyer. So, we kept him so that the next Johnny Thunder film can be done on time and on budget.”
     When Dracula heard this, he became elated. “This is probably the best moment in my life, besides the first time I had coffee.” said the count. “It’ll surely be a fun experience and all, since the only job I could hold down for the last month was in a funhouse at a fall carnival not too far from town. Let me tell you, it was anything but fun.”
     However, he will not be working on The Adventures of Legoman. Instead, he has been chosen for another project that will be determined later next year.


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