The (Not) Bigfoot Has Arrived! Plus Cleaning Up and Correcting Studio Records!

 By: Andrew Bermudez

(Mustache Maniacs Film Co. Headquarters; January 8, 2023)

    We've welcomed the new year with our very own THAC 2023 entry, which continues Cancelled Film Revival by rebooting a previously-scrapped idea! Let's see what we have in store in today's update!

Hunted: A (Not) Bigfoot Story Has Been Discovered!

    In case you didn't know, THAC 2023 was yesterday, and that brings with it a brand-new film! This one is Hunted: A (Not) Bigfoot Story, the hilarious misadventure of a wild hillbilly whose been asleep for too long and is now covered in hair! Everyone thinks that's he's the elusive bigfoot, but all that he wants is a haircut! However, that earthquake that first woke him up can't be a coincidence. Watch the film now with the embedded video above!

Studio Records Need to be Corrected for Twenty Years Young!

    In other news, it recently came to our attention when auditing some documents that we may have been lying to all of you - including ourselves! This document that we found seems to indicate that many of the release dates for many of our films that we have listed on our wiki may be incorrect. We apologize if this has caused any distress to any of you, but we are diligently working to resolve this issue as soon as possible. Over the next two months, we plan on inspecting every file and hard copy of every single project of ours from 2004 to today, checking metadata for the true release dates and ensuring that our archives are truly complete.

    We also plan on keeping an eye out for any lost media in our archives. In addition to being a great way to prepare for Twenty Years Young, we also want to ensure that our archives are complete. At the studio, Seth Masterson keeps on insisting that his lost wedding videos are somewhere down there, too (we believe that he just taped over them, but what do we know?). We will update the wiki and add new information as it comes to light.

Lead Out

    And with that, let's celebrate our first film of 2023! But don't go! We still have more coming later this year!

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