The Canonization of the LEGO Island Saga: What This Means and More
By: Andrew Bermudez
(Mustache Maniacs Film Co. Headquarters; September 3, 2020)
Today, we're taking a break from our typical news to take a look at a recent canon change made back on June 29, 2020. Let's take a look at all of the details and what this means for the future canonization of other LEGO themes.
The LEGO Island Saga is Canonical Story Material!
Back on June 29, 2020, the same day that Johnny Thunder and the Trail of Botnik entered the official canon, we confirmed that all of the LEGO Island video games, along with some of their supplementary material, was also being canonized. This is mainly because LEGO Island characters will be appearing in Legends of the Universe, but also gives us more options for fleshing out the cinematic universe. However, because there are technicalities that would make the LEGO Island video games contradict the existing canon, it wasn't easy to just declare the games to be canonical. So, here's what this means.
What of the Saga was Canonized?
To give you the short answer, most of it, or rather, the elements that most people remember. In other words, the following pieces of LEGO Island media were included in the canonization.
- LEGO Island
- LEGO Island 2: The Brickster's Revenge
- Island Xtreme Stunts
- House on Haunted Hill
- The Stolen Painting
- The Crystal Brick
- Brickster the Space Pirate
- Minifigure Handbook: LEGO Island
- LEGO Island User Manual: The included comic directly contradicts the pre-established logic of the cinematic universe. Instead, a variation that follows the existing logic has been confirmed to be canonical.
- Pepper's Skateboarding Challenge: Some of the background information in this game contradicts Pippin Reed Thunder's pre-established character story. The events of the game are also extremely superfluous to justify canonizing.
- Xtreme Scavenger Hunt: No one cares about Pepper skate-boarding down a pier, dodging a henchman, and picking up a television set. Besides, this game was never archived anywhere, meaning that canonizing a game that no one can play anymore is pointless.
- LEGO Island 3: This fan game was meant to continue the adventures of Pepper Roni, but it was never completed, meaning that it's already impossible to canonize. However, it also contains some inherent contradictions to the pre-established universe, such as placing LEGO themes that clearly take place in the past in the present day.
- LEGO Island
- Any minor references in the game that refer to the instruction manual are not to be taken literally. For example, when the Infomaniac states at one point, in reference to the Brickster, that "I built him," he's referring to the fact that he tried to shape him into the person that he wanted him to be, rather than literally building him.
- LEGO Islanders were ret-conned into talking in hyperbola frequently, meaning that time on the island isn't actually measured in zillions. In the canon, the island's town was actually founded in 1974, with most residents moving there in the 1980's. This also helps our accountants, who pointed out that the only people who could count to Eleventy Zillion were people who can't count and Chuck Norris.
- The aforementioned ret-con also hand waves away any amusing injuries in the game. Instances of someone's head falling off are non-canon, since that would be far less amusing in real life.
- Some of the smaller characters have been ret-conned into being the same as later characters. For example, Mr. DJ Radio was ret-conned into being the same person as DJ Jackitt.
- LEGO Island 2: The Brickster's Revenge
- Addressing the elephant in the room, there is no modern-day Castle Island, and Adventurers' Island is a bit of an anomaly. Instead, the portals that Pepper passes through to get to these islands (place there to compensate for software limitations of the day) are time portals that take him to different time periods (like what happens to Ulysses S. Powell in When Barrels Fly). For Castle Island, Pepper is in 1481 C.E. off of the coast of England, and for Adventurers' Island, Pepper is in 1987 C.E. off of the coast of Africa.
- The Constructopedia is a book that contains the blueprints to all of the buildings on the island. In the game, the Brickster rips out pages to make their pieces fly up into the sky, to be stored in the Torn World. How this works is that the book's binding is a foundation element, making it intrinsically tied to the fabric of the multiverse. While the DINO ATTACK RPG version of the constructopedia contains a page for the island itself, that is not canon for the cinematic universe, as the island formed naturally.
- The island changed shape since the first game because of volcanic activity (the island is located off of the coast of South America).
- Ogel Island has been ret-conned into being a moon base, like that in LEGO City Undercover.
- Island Xtreme Stunts
- The LEGO Studios backlot was only a temporary set-up, as the island otherwise has no movie industry.
- House on Haunted Hill
- No ret-cons were necessary.
- The Stolen Painting
- Knight's Kingdom Island was ret-conned into being a modern-day Renaissance Fair on a nearby island.
- The dragons on the island are actually animatronics set up to gives tourists a quest to follow in the spirit of the fair.
- The Crystal Brick
- No ret-cons were necessary.
- Brickster the Space Pirate
- No ret-cons were necessary.
- Minifigure Handbook: LEGO Island
- Sky Lane, originally the same character as Luna Rom, was split off into her own character.
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