Patrick Hooligans Gets Dope New Film "Rap-Trick"!

By: Andrew Bermudez
(Mustache Maniacs Film Co. Headquarters; April 1, 2020)
     What's up, Mustache Maniacs Film Co. Fans! We have some righteous news coming your way, so stay tuned!

Rap-Trick, Our Most Radical New Film, is Out Now, Bro!
     First up, we have a radical new film that debuted today, starring a brand-new version of everyone's coolest little henchman, Patrick Hooligans! Titled Rap-Trick, this extreme romp re-imagines Patrick Hooligans for a hip new audience! Here's the awesome film description.
Patrick Hooligans, Lord Sam Sinister's silliest henchman, has been re-imagined in this righteous reboot of the Johnny Thunder Saga! Patrick is the king of the boarders and a jammin' hip hop star who lives in an abandoned store. But lift your spirits, man, because Nevada Man raises him up to become the East District's baddest rapper! But their friendship is tested when Po-Po McCain arrests Nevada Man for robbery! Will Patrick grind his way to the top to become the famous Rap-Trick?
Sounds tubular, does it not? This is going to be one radical day! Click Here for the hip-ness overload, bro! Yet, my man, this next piece of news grieves us so.

Patrick: The Movie has been Cancelled!
     Yeah, man, because Rap-Trick is taking Patrick in a totally new direction, this outdated adventure has been cancelled for being too un-hip. Finding ancient treasure in the desert? Trying to explain boring plot points in other boring movies? Who needs that when you can board to the beat with Rap-Trick! They also feel so similar, meaning that only the baddest can be beat, yo! Expect any references to this crawler of a sleep-fest to be gone by the end of this week.

Lead Out
   Yo, man! This tubular film is the real deal, man! Hang tight for our hip new film line-up later today, dudes!

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