"On The Theme Park Loop" and our Online Store Have Arrived!

 By: Andrew Bermudez

(Mustache Maniacs Film Co. Headquarters; July 1, 2021)

    The day is finally here! We've not only revived our online store, but the long-awaited show On The Theme Park Loop is finally here! Here are all of the details.

On The Theme Park Loop Has Been Released!

    After months of delays in preparing the website and episodes for their big entrance, On The Theme Park Loop has finally arrived with the official trailer and first episode available for your viewing! Once you've seen the trailer, dive into the first-ever episode of this unique series, because its all about submarine rides! Throughout the summer, we plan on releasing the two previously-announced episodes after they have passed quality assurance. Three more episodes will be released in the fall, after which the show will go on hiatus to determine how to improve it for 2022. But that's not all!

Shop in Our Online Store!

    Thanks to TeePublic, our official online store is back in business! This time around, we're hosting designs that are 100% new, so shoppers from our previous stores will still find something new for themselves or for gifts! We currently have six designs available, but more will be added as time goes on. In addition to logo shirts for Mustache Maniacs Film Co. and On The Theme Park Loop, we also have four film-specific shirts available, including the above shirt based on Patrick: The Movie. These film-specific shirts are especially special because they are pioneering something new to TeePublic: back printing! That's right, with each of these unique designs, the back also features the title treatment of the film that inspired the shirt! And don't forget that these designs are also available on mugs, stickers, phone cases, face masks, and more! You can visit the store today by CLICKING HERE!

Website Updates are Here!

    Of course, this is just a tip of the iceberg for what was updated in our online network recently. If you've visited any of our websites, this is what's new.

• Content highlights on the main website's home page have been updated. The behind the scenes section is now a Johnny Thunder Saga section.
• The heading carousel on that same page is now thinner, in order to bring the section about us "above the fold," as it were.
• The On The Theme Park Loop page has been updated to match the show's release.
• An entire privacy policy has been added to our main website, due to the nature of the music section.
• Speaking of which, music for Pharaoh's Quest: The Curse of Amset-Ra, Art Demonstration Show, When Barrels Fly, and On The Theme Park Loop is now available to purchase.
• The website for On The Theme Park Loop has been updated to match today's releases.
• Venomosa: The Bounty of Billy now has its own teaser page.
• The wiki has been updated to match today's releases.
• Since the release of Venomosa: The Bounty of Billy is almost here, Silencia Venomosa's wiki article is now featured on the home page for the Mustache Maniacs Film Co. Wiki.
• On the main website, 'Stache Bot reminds visitors that the website uses cookies to track visitor activity (which is preliminary work for the still in-development watchlist feature).

Wait. 'Stache Bot? Who is he? Read on.

Meet 'Stache Bot, the Host of the Website's Server!

'Stache Bot Sketch by Andrew Bermudez

    Salutations, 'Stachers! It is I, 'Stache Bot, your friendly neighborhood server host. While we know that Wix is our true web hosting site, I have been created with some metal scrap, a giant mustache, a head full of facts, and an air of whimsey in order to keep an eye on the day-to-day operations of the websites in the online network. Currently, my primary task is to handle site cookies and to make sure that your site experience is in tip-top shape, but soon, I'll start handling other important tasks, such as making personal recommendations on what to watch (or read) next based on said cookies, chatting with any visitors who need to know who we are and what we do, and drum up sales for our store! Who knows, maybe I'll get my own t-shirt design some day! Gotta fly and pitch that idea to the illustration team! See you later, 'Stachers!

What Will Come on July 11?

    With that said, we have another update planned for July 11! Here's what you can expect that day!

• Venomosa: The Bounty of Billy will be released that day.
• A new design based on Venomosa: The Bounty of Billy will be added to the store.
• Prints of poster art and concept art will be added to the store.
• Streaming only music from the Cornerstone Thespian Society production of Kilroy Was Here! will be added to the music channel.
• Music from Venomosa: The Bounty of Billy will be added to the music channel. It is unknown if the music will be original or royalty-free.
• We will confirm the results from the petition for On The Theme Park Loop to join the Theme Park Tube community.

We're working out the logistics for all of next week, but we look forward to seeing everyone's reaction to this upcoming sequel for Patrick: The Movie!

Lead Out

    There's a lot to take in today, but we hope that you'll enjoy it all! And of course, check back on July 11 for even more!